Chapter 20 - The Comedian Invasion Planning
By PokeNirvash
Part 1: Weirder than Dr Weird’s Weird Weirdness
It was a cloudy day in the republic of Comedia. At the center of Comedia in the Capital City of Croffordson, there stood the mighty Williams Street Manor.
The head governor of Comedia was Manny Kimmel, who gained the position of head governor after the resignation of Crofina Keithford in 1979. Kimmel was on the top of the world.
The day started as normal as it got. Or was it?
“Torrence!” yelled Kimmel after he woke up to find himself on the floor!
“Yes, sir?” boomed the voice of War general Trent Torrence, as he helped Kimmel up to his feet.
“I want to know what new business arrived from office”
“As of now,” spoke Torrence, “Professor LeVenture has managed to blow up the entire lab.”
“That dumba**” muttered Kimmel as he walked to the machine to get his coffee. “What did he do?”
Torrence spoke “He stole Dr Weird’s taco ray and blew up the lab.”
“I KNOW ABOUT THE FU**ING LAB GETTING BLOWN UP!” yelled Kimmel.
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Meanwhile, in the Lab of Weird…
Professor Moe LeVenture was standing in the middle of a smoky laboratory. Then Dr. Weird walked in.
“Put down the taco ray!” yelled Dr. Weird!
“What the?” LeVenture’s head turned around to see the steamed Dr. Weird. Dr. Weird then blew steam through his nose and pushed back LeVenture into Kimmel’s Room, hitting Torrence in the head.
“Sh**” gasped Torrence as he stood up to see the smoky LeVenture “What happened to you?”
“Taco Ray…” said LeVenture before he passed out on the floor. Kimmel then picked him up and threw him out the window.
“Any new news?” Kimmel said as he walked down the hall with Torrence to the home video theater .
“Well, I heard from the Daily Humor Pages that Actionia is holding a revolution against Michelle Ozzal. Reports say that many are dead and the French are increasing.”
“Da**” said Kimmel as he and Torrence entered the theater. He walked to the safe and entered the secret secret code. He opened it to find a drunk Dr Weird in there. “Get outta here!” he yelled at Dr. Weird as he threw him out of the safe. “But I bet all my money on loan sharks!” yelled Dr. Weird as he was being thrown through the window by Kimmel. Kimmel approached another safe door and entered another secret secret code. As he entered, he halted “Stay behind, Torrence. I must do this alone.” “Yes, sir!” said Torrence in the tone an army man would use.
Kimmel went to the third safe door. He looked at his fingers and saw holes in them, showing the inside of his marrow. “Batou!” he yelled.
“Yes, Governor Kimmel?” asked the bulky cyborg as he walked over to Kimmel.
“BUST DOWN THIS DOOR!” boomed the governor.
“Yes, sir,” said Batou. He pounched the door once, causing it to fall down.
“Holy sh**” said Kimmel as he looked inside the safe.
The safe was lined with animes of all kind, as well as taco ingredients and chicken bones on the floor. Kimmel walked to a cryogenic chamber labeled “40”. H0e spun the lock and opened the door to reveal a girl with pink hair. She was wearing a black maid outfit and had a Rickenbacker bass guitar behind her back.
“Wake up, Shipon-shi” whispered Kimmel.
The girl’s eyes shot wide open. “Yes, governor” said the girl in reply. She walked out of the chamber and stared at Kimmel. She then slapped Kimmel.
Part 2: The Rantonian Assassin
After the girl slapped Kimmel. She stood still in front of her “What do I need to know today?”
Kimmel said “There’s a revolution against Ozzal and I think we should be part of that revolution too. That is why I want you to kill Ozzal so that no one would have a chance to kill Ozzal because WE did.” Kimmel than laughed maniacally.
“Quit it.” said the girl softly. She then slapped Kimmel again.
“Why do you keep doing that?” said Kimmel as he was rubbing his cheek from the pain.
“Because you are an A**.” said the girl, who will now be referred to as Shipon.
“Who are you calling an a**?”
“You”
“SHUT UP!”
Shipon then shut up. “Well can I go to Actionia and kill Ozzal myself? I never got to kill anyone or anything since you hired me”
Kimmel then sighed. “Alright. There’s a Vespa in the front courtyard. Get on it and go straight to the Comdot Estate. You might go fast since the odometer is over nine thousand.”
Shipon then walked out of the three saferooms. Torrence then snuck in quietly. “What now?” asked Torrence. “What are we gonna do since that b*tch used our only port of transportation after the mob stole our Volkswagon.”
Kimmel grinned. “That’s why we’re going to make plastique bombs and drop them on Actionia.”
Kimmel and Torrence went to the war room, beneath the Lab of Weird. When they entered, it looked like a huge storage room. Torrence pushed a red button, which rotated the walls, floor, and ceiling to silver walls, floor, and ceiling.
“IT’S TOO DULL!” said Kimmel.
“But it’s stainless steel,” said Torrence as he tried to calm Kimmel. “Nothing can spoil it.”
“Then I’ll get stainless STAINLESS steel!” yelled Kimmel at the top of his lungs. He then pressed a blue button. “The new walls have been ordered”
Kimmel then walked to a box and opened it to find 10 pounds of plastique. “Perfect,” he grinned.
Kimmel lifted all of the plastique and jammed in a pneumatic tube, which then transported it to the garage, which contained the weapons of mass destruction. The plastique was dumped into a zeppelin and as the garage door opened, the zeppelin exited.
Meanwhile in the head office…
Kimmel was sitting in his chair, looking at his big-screen TV containing the zeppelin.
Torrence then broke the silence by saying “Whadda we do now?”
Kimmel grinned “We sit back and watch the fun.” A few minutes passed and the zeppelin did nothing. “What channel’s HBO?”
Part 3: Diclonus Immigration
It was dark out in Comedia. Shipon was riding her Vespa on the highway. She had already caused two traffic jams, one traffic accident and 3 heavy nosebleeds. She thought to herself has she rode the Vespa ‘Actionia. That’s where I first got my job…’
When she was born, Shipon Kaaba was a Rantonian infant. When she aged, she gained instincts similar to Emiri when she was part of the Spartes project, and those instincts were caused by Rantonia’s constant radiation. Shipon left Rantonia at the age of 18 to find a job.
Her first stop was Actionia. She signed to be an assassin for Ozzal. Ozzal declined, but Emiri, who liked Shipon for some reason, let her join anyways. They were assassin partners. Then came the Diclonus Immigration incident:
In Western Actionia, a young, attractive Moe LeVenture was creating the perfect mutant to use as a weapon against the forces of Lower Babblstan, which was full of insane psychos who stumbled around the city, invading the Babblstan buildings. He created it: female mutants with pink hair and red eyes, known as Diclonus. Manny Kimmel caught attention of these Diclonus and wanted them in Actionia. But unfortunately, Diclonus didn’t like clothes and Actionia had an anti-streaking law. Kimmel then declined the offer and waited for Actionia to repel their anti-streaking law. Because he liked the diclonuses, he hired LeVenture, who was promoted to head professor, knocking down previous professor Torrence to war general.
After the incident, Shipon left Actionia to go to Comedia to join with Kimmel and would return to Actionia when the anti-streaking laws were repeled. Emiri accepted it and let her go. As a reminder, Emiri gave Shipon her guitar.
But there were two Diclonus different from the others: Amy and Falchi. These diclonus were used to wearing clothes and their horns were so small, that they weren’t recognized as Diclonus. Amy and Falchi both had ADD, a side effect of the small horns. Amy later was hired by Matrix to be a lab assistant, while Falchi accepted DDR into her life and started to hang out at Trunks’ pub.
When she joined Kimmel, Shipon then donned the black maid outfit and lived in a saferoom. She slept in a cryogenic chamber for 5 years and was released to assassinate Ozzal.
As she was riding the highway, Shipon was looking at the entrance to Actionia. She then took out her guitar and skidded it across the asphalt.
“Time to do what I need to do,” grinned Shipon. She then stopped the Vespa and turned right, into a hedge, and through it, gazing at the grass as she was 100 yards away from the Comdot Estate.
But then it started to rain.
Shipon heard a shriek so loud that even the dead could hear it.
“Ozzal,” said Shipon quietly after the shriek stopped. She then knew what it was time to do. She rode her Vespa to the entrance of the estate and then took out her guitar and smashed the door to smithereens. “Here I come, Ozzal,” said Shipon as she glared at the interior of the estate.
END OF CHAPTER.
Characters:
Manny Kimmel – Kim Manning
Crofina Keithford – Keith Crofford
Trent Torrence – SwinTorrent
Moe LeVenture – SwimModLuuv
Shipon – PokeNirvash
Dr. Weird – himself
Batou – himself
Amy – Amalgam
Falchi – FalchBurns
Mentionings:
the taco ray – from an episode of ATHF where Dr Weird blasted tacos at Javier for touching his bling.
the cryogenic chamber 40 – from Futurama, the chamber Fry was frozen in
Rickenbacker bass guitar – from FLCL, Haruko’s main weapon
Vespa – from FLCL, Haruko’s mode of transportation.
OVER NINE THOUSAND – from DBZ, a spectacle of anime
Trunk’s pub – reference to the watching the anime experience threads
Part 1: Weirder than Dr Weird’s Weird Weirdness
It was a cloudy day in the republic of Comedia. At the center of Comedia in the Capital City of Croffordson, there stood the mighty Williams Street Manor.
The head governor of Comedia was Manny Kimmel, who gained the position of head governor after the resignation of Crofina Keithford in 1979. Kimmel was on the top of the world.
The day started as normal as it got. Or was it?
“Torrence!” yelled Kimmel after he woke up to find himself on the floor!
“Yes, sir?” boomed the voice of War general Trent Torrence, as he helped Kimmel up to his feet.
“I want to know what new business arrived from office”
“As of now,” spoke Torrence, “Professor LeVenture has managed to blow up the entire lab.”
“That dumba**” muttered Kimmel as he walked to the machine to get his coffee. “What did he do?”
Torrence spoke “He stole Dr Weird’s taco ray and blew up the lab.”
“I KNOW ABOUT THE FU**ING LAB GETTING BLOWN UP!” yelled Kimmel.
---
Meanwhile, in the Lab of Weird…
Professor Moe LeVenture was standing in the middle of a smoky laboratory. Then Dr. Weird walked in.
“Put down the taco ray!” yelled Dr. Weird!
“What the?” LeVenture’s head turned around to see the steamed Dr. Weird. Dr. Weird then blew steam through his nose and pushed back LeVenture into Kimmel’s Room, hitting Torrence in the head.
“Sh**” gasped Torrence as he stood up to see the smoky LeVenture “What happened to you?”
“Taco Ray…” said LeVenture before he passed out on the floor. Kimmel then picked him up and threw him out the window.
“Any new news?” Kimmel said as he walked down the hall with Torrence to the home video theater .
“Well, I heard from the Daily Humor Pages that Actionia is holding a revolution against Michelle Ozzal. Reports say that many are dead and the French are increasing.”
“Da**” said Kimmel as he and Torrence entered the theater. He walked to the safe and entered the secret secret code. He opened it to find a drunk Dr Weird in there. “Get outta here!” he yelled at Dr. Weird as he threw him out of the safe. “But I bet all my money on loan sharks!” yelled Dr. Weird as he was being thrown through the window by Kimmel. Kimmel approached another safe door and entered another secret secret code. As he entered, he halted “Stay behind, Torrence. I must do this alone.” “Yes, sir!” said Torrence in the tone an army man would use.
Kimmel went to the third safe door. He looked at his fingers and saw holes in them, showing the inside of his marrow. “Batou!” he yelled.
“Yes, Governor Kimmel?” asked the bulky cyborg as he walked over to Kimmel.
“BUST DOWN THIS DOOR!” boomed the governor.
“Yes, sir,” said Batou. He pounched the door once, causing it to fall down.
“Holy sh**” said Kimmel as he looked inside the safe.
The safe was lined with animes of all kind, as well as taco ingredients and chicken bones on the floor. Kimmel walked to a cryogenic chamber labeled “40”. H0e spun the lock and opened the door to reveal a girl with pink hair. She was wearing a black maid outfit and had a Rickenbacker bass guitar behind her back.
“Wake up, Shipon-shi” whispered Kimmel.
The girl’s eyes shot wide open. “Yes, governor” said the girl in reply. She walked out of the chamber and stared at Kimmel. She then slapped Kimmel.
Part 2: The Rantonian Assassin
After the girl slapped Kimmel. She stood still in front of her “What do I need to know today?”
Kimmel said “There’s a revolution against Ozzal and I think we should be part of that revolution too. That is why I want you to kill Ozzal so that no one would have a chance to kill Ozzal because WE did.” Kimmel than laughed maniacally.
“Quit it.” said the girl softly. She then slapped Kimmel again.
“Why do you keep doing that?” said Kimmel as he was rubbing his cheek from the pain.
“Because you are an A**.” said the girl, who will now be referred to as Shipon.
“Who are you calling an a**?”
“You”
“SHUT UP!”
Shipon then shut up. “Well can I go to Actionia and kill Ozzal myself? I never got to kill anyone or anything since you hired me”
Kimmel then sighed. “Alright. There’s a Vespa in the front courtyard. Get on it and go straight to the Comdot Estate. You might go fast since the odometer is over nine thousand.”
Shipon then walked out of the three saferooms. Torrence then snuck in quietly. “What now?” asked Torrence. “What are we gonna do since that b*tch used our only port of transportation after the mob stole our Volkswagon.”
Kimmel grinned. “That’s why we’re going to make plastique bombs and drop them on Actionia.”
Kimmel and Torrence went to the war room, beneath the Lab of Weird. When they entered, it looked like a huge storage room. Torrence pushed a red button, which rotated the walls, floor, and ceiling to silver walls, floor, and ceiling.
“IT’S TOO DULL!” said Kimmel.
“But it’s stainless steel,” said Torrence as he tried to calm Kimmel. “Nothing can spoil it.”
“Then I’ll get stainless STAINLESS steel!” yelled Kimmel at the top of his lungs. He then pressed a blue button. “The new walls have been ordered”
Kimmel then walked to a box and opened it to find 10 pounds of plastique. “Perfect,” he grinned.
Kimmel lifted all of the plastique and jammed in a pneumatic tube, which then transported it to the garage, which contained the weapons of mass destruction. The plastique was dumped into a zeppelin and as the garage door opened, the zeppelin exited.
Meanwhile in the head office…
Kimmel was sitting in his chair, looking at his big-screen TV containing the zeppelin.
Torrence then broke the silence by saying “Whadda we do now?”
Kimmel grinned “We sit back and watch the fun.” A few minutes passed and the zeppelin did nothing. “What channel’s HBO?”
Part 3: Diclonus Immigration
It was dark out in Comedia. Shipon was riding her Vespa on the highway. She had already caused two traffic jams, one traffic accident and 3 heavy nosebleeds. She thought to herself has she rode the Vespa ‘Actionia. That’s where I first got my job…’
When she was born, Shipon Kaaba was a Rantonian infant. When she aged, she gained instincts similar to Emiri when she was part of the Spartes project, and those instincts were caused by Rantonia’s constant radiation. Shipon left Rantonia at the age of 18 to find a job.
Her first stop was Actionia. She signed to be an assassin for Ozzal. Ozzal declined, but Emiri, who liked Shipon for some reason, let her join anyways. They were assassin partners. Then came the Diclonus Immigration incident:
In Western Actionia, a young, attractive Moe LeVenture was creating the perfect mutant to use as a weapon against the forces of Lower Babblstan, which was full of insane psychos who stumbled around the city, invading the Babblstan buildings. He created it: female mutants with pink hair and red eyes, known as Diclonus. Manny Kimmel caught attention of these Diclonus and wanted them in Actionia. But unfortunately, Diclonus didn’t like clothes and Actionia had an anti-streaking law. Kimmel then declined the offer and waited for Actionia to repel their anti-streaking law. Because he liked the diclonuses, he hired LeVenture, who was promoted to head professor, knocking down previous professor Torrence to war general.
After the incident, Shipon left Actionia to go to Comedia to join with Kimmel and would return to Actionia when the anti-streaking laws were repeled. Emiri accepted it and let her go. As a reminder, Emiri gave Shipon her guitar.
But there were two Diclonus different from the others: Amy and Falchi. These diclonus were used to wearing clothes and their horns were so small, that they weren’t recognized as Diclonus. Amy and Falchi both had ADD, a side effect of the small horns. Amy later was hired by Matrix to be a lab assistant, while Falchi accepted DDR into her life and started to hang out at Trunks’ pub.
When she joined Kimmel, Shipon then donned the black maid outfit and lived in a saferoom. She slept in a cryogenic chamber for 5 years and was released to assassinate Ozzal.
As she was riding the highway, Shipon was looking at the entrance to Actionia. She then took out her guitar and skidded it across the asphalt.
“Time to do what I need to do,” grinned Shipon. She then stopped the Vespa and turned right, into a hedge, and through it, gazing at the grass as she was 100 yards away from the Comdot Estate.
But then it started to rain.
Shipon heard a shriek so loud that even the dead could hear it.
“Ozzal,” said Shipon quietly after the shriek stopped. She then knew what it was time to do. She rode her Vespa to the entrance of the estate and then took out her guitar and smashed the door to smithereens. “Here I come, Ozzal,” said Shipon as she glared at the interior of the estate.
END OF CHAPTER.
Characters:
Manny Kimmel – Kim Manning
Crofina Keithford – Keith Crofford
Trent Torrence – SwinTorrent
Moe LeVenture – SwimModLuuv
Shipon – PokeNirvash
Dr. Weird – himself
Batou – himself
Amy – Amalgam
Falchi – FalchBurns
Mentionings:
the taco ray – from an episode of ATHF where Dr Weird blasted tacos at Javier for touching his bling.
the cryogenic chamber 40 – from Futurama, the chamber Fry was frozen in
Rickenbacker bass guitar – from FLCL, Haruko’s main weapon
Vespa – from FLCL, Haruko’s mode of transportation.
OVER NINE THOUSAND – from DBZ, a spectacle of anime
Trunk’s pub – reference to the watching the anime experience threads